I like food and the internet and sleeping, in other words I have no future hbu

 

officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

Person: How punk rock are you

Me: *breaks neck from head banging*

a simplified guide to sexualities

homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson

pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils

asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet

demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine

bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely

heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore

deduct:

i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad

nazdnb:

clueless-gamer:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

YA’LL JUST SENT AN ANON TO YOURSELF